I'm an energy being. I will kill off some of your crew and take over your ship until you discover a ironically simple but creative way to destroy me.
*sigh* Great.
I'm a creature from another dimension that looks curiously like characters from Greek mythology. I will take over your ship and the minds of your crew before you defeat me.
Sure. Whatever.
I'm a horny space vixen. I want to take over your ship, but first....do me. Right here, right now.
