Today's episode of "Pimp Makeover!" (A TwoMonks production!)
The monks asked me to give you a lesson in tolerance and diversity.
Lissen here, ain't no woman ever taught me nuthin...I'm the teacher, know what I'm sayin'? And....
***SWOOOP! THWACK!***
That was a "roundhouse." Since you left yourself open, your pain tolerence should be very low.
Owww! Bitch you broke my....!
***CRUNCH***
Now that was a kick to the ribs. Kicking someone while they're down usually isn't allowed except under the "bitch" exclusionary rule. Notice the diversity in the moves I'm using to kick your ass.