EG...um, Shayna. I understand now. You're having somekind of womanly thing about turning 30. Just want you to know I'm here for you.
Good deduction. Or consider this: I could be playing the role of a neurotic nutbag in a final desparate attempt to ruin the image of EnergyGrrl thus, stopping the movie from being made.
God, I love you.
That's nice. Now that we've got that out of the way....does this hood make me look fat?