Mr. Ranger you did a rolling stop at that sign back there. Says here you're on file for having a concealed weapons permit. Do you have a weapon in the car?
Oops....sorry officer. Uhh, yes. Under the seat here...its kinda loaded.
So what's in the shopping bag in the passenger seat?
Beer. Unopened, actually. I was just coming from the store and....um...yeah.
(Actually, I got off with a warning....)
You know contrary to the way this conversation is going, I can say I'm absolutely positive there isn't a dead hooker in the trunk.
