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And then this winged monkey came out.

Did he have a fez on?

Let me think. No, it was a beanie.

That's strange. We've been getting reports of the same monkey killing people, but with a fez.

You know, I miss the days when serial killer clowns like Gacy were running around.

I hear ya. Used to be able to beat people like you with a rubber hose.