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Dpor - 1
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TheElPaso
1-03-02
My big sexy penis wants to talk to you.
Yeah?
My big sexy penis will pay you 5 dollars a night.
Five bucks? Are you nuts?
My big sexy penis says you are a five dollar slut.
Fair enough.
TheElPaso's Comics
10/19/03 - Firebird
06/26/03 - Brad sold out. Un fucking believable.
06/26/03 - Arson Hole
06/23/03 - ah scots
06/23/03 - Abusive Psychologist
06/23/03 - Why they call it the Golden Birthday
06/23/03 - Summer Vacation
06/23/03 - Crime doesn't pay
06/23/03 - The Shanghai Potheads
06/23/03 - Andy hates law breakers
06/22/03 - Butch's first day as a murderer
06/22/03 - Dictionary spoilers
06/20/03 - Memories
06/20/03 - The disadvantage of being a spammer
06/20/03 - Grandma killed herself. Here's why.
06/19/03 - A Bad Pickup Line
06/19/03 - A suggestion
06/19/03 - Sticky Situation
06/19/03 - The lighter side of hypocrisy
06/18/03 - History repeats itself
06/18/03 - Ho-meless
06/17/03 - Another mouth to feed
06/17/03 - Here or the White Castle
06/16/03 - NAE: Oil's well that ends well
06/16/03 - Super Mario 32
06/16/03 - Pieces of seven
06/16/03 - Jolly Roger and Roger I
06/16/03 - Poink speaks out
06/14/03 - Satan satisfies your desires
02/09/03 - Hello.
02/02/03 - The Nice Repoman
02/02/03 - sub-m30
01/27/03 - Final Fantasy VI
01/27/03 - Final Fantasy VII
01/27/03 - Final Fantasy VIII
01/27/03 - Final Fantasy IX
01/27/03 - Final Fantasy X
01/12/03 - Valley College
12/21/02 - RAAAR, TOBOR WILL NOW RAPE YOU IN THE BATHOS!
12/06/02 - 2004
12/06/02 - 2004
12/06/02 - 2004
12/06/02 - 2004
12/06/02 - 2004
12/06/02 - 2004
12/06/02 - 2004
12/06/02 - 2004
12/06/02 - 2004
12/06/02 - 2004
12/06/02 - 2004
11/24/02 - Wonder
11/22/02 - WWE Undisputed Championship Match Spoilers
11/22/02 - WWE Undisputed Championship Match Spoilers
11/22/02 - No More Phonies!
11/13/02 - Kangaroos are cute. Even when they're holding a gun.
11/13/02 - Mission Improbable
10/20/02 - profilist - this strip is half empty
10/11/02 - CC147: Death sentence for Japan gas maker
10/05/02 - One lump or two?
09/17/02 - Shakespeare smoked Marijuana
09/15/02 - Bad Boys Bad Boys, Whatcha gonna do?
09/13/02 - /\/\URD3R A|_/\/\0$T F0U|_ part 1-2
08/21/02 - The other past 19 comics suck.
07/12/02 - Zombie Dance
07/12/02 - Literacy
06/27/02 - CCIX #7: Television on the (bird) brain
06/18/02 - Bongo Finds Out That He's Going To Die
06/18/02 - Bongo Finds Out That He's Going To Die
06/14/02 - Police Doubt Fire Was Arson
06/13/02 - Lucky fuck
06/13/02 - Tobor's AI
06/04/02 - It's All News To Me
05/30/02 - The Beer Song
05/24/02 - Incontinence on all the Continents
05/24/02 - Incontinence on all the Continents
05/06/02 - Wonder Brad
05/06/02 - CC118: Another Non-Rules-Compliant Strip
04/30/02 - Untitled
04/24/02 - Uncle Sam Wants You
04/19/02 - Write Away IX - Factual Fiction
04/17/02 - Write Away VIII - Author Roads
04/17/02 - Write Away VII - Booker Tea
04/17/02 - Write Away VI - Book Sore
04/17/02 - Write Away V - Plotting To Kill You
04/17/02 - Write Away IV - Read This Comic And I'll Be Your Friend!
04/17/02 - Write Away III - Bea Author
04/17/02 - Write Away II - Letter Than You
04/17/02 - Write Away I - One Sup On A Dime
04/14/02 - Voyeur
04/12/02 - Even More Silent Comedy
04/11/02 - Racial Features
04/05/02 - Asian Bee Girls
04/05/02 - Bongo in the Dark
04/05/02 - Spain In The Neck
04/02/02 - Buzz!
04/02/02 - We Spent Less To Create This Movie Than You Will On Tickets
03/31/02 - It Is The Easter, And Juliet Is The Sun
03/29/02 - Gabe Billings Has Already Won 2
03/29/02 - And To Think It Will Go Downhill From Here
03/29/02 - Good Friday vs. Evil Friday
03/29/02 - Gabe Billings Has Already Won
03/27/02 - An Easy Problem
03/23/02 - Skeet Shooting With Phasers
03/16/02 - It Can Happen
03/16/02 - Going for the One
03/16/02 - Parallels
03/05/02 - GOOOO
03/04/02 - GOOOO
03/04/02 - GOOOO
03/04/02 - GOOOO
03/04/02 - GOOOO
03/03/02 - GOOOO
03/03/02 - GOOOO
03/03/02 - GOOOO
03/03/02 - GOOOO
03/03/02 - more survivor
03/01/02 - And so it goes...
03/01/02 - Immunity To Billy Idol
02/23/02 - Pedant of Death 3
02/23/02 - Pedant of Death 2
02/23/02 - Pedant of Death 1
02/18/02 - All the time
02/10/02 - Feast Your Eyes
02/10/02 - 56K
02/01/02 - For Fairly Damn Shitty Justice
02/01/02 - Energy Frink
01/30/02 - No-Show
01/28/02 - Open mouth, close mind, open door
01/26/02 - A ghost of a chance
01/25/02 - The Empire Strikes Out
01/23/02 - Tropical Cancer
01/21/02 - The world doesn't work this way, kids, but it sure is funny.
01/19/02 - Serial Comic Six: Osama you see, by the nuke's early light
01/18/02 - Shave and a Moron - Two Bit!
01/18/02 - Shave and Shave Millenium Shave
01/18/02 - Black To The Basics
01/15/02 - End (or, Hair Today, Genital Warts Tomorrow)
01/15/02 - Intro: Will Gates
01/07/02 - CC91: The Socks Deadly Sins
01/06/02 - Narr Trek
01/05/02 - The first five dollars
01/04/02 - CC90: Sucky Contest Created By Kaufman
01/04/02 - When You Wish Upon A Dpor
01/04/02 - Dpor it again
01/03/02 - Dpor - 1
01/01/02 - When dickspray attacks: By YBSKCATTAYARPSKCIDNEHW
12/31/01 - My New Year Celebration Party
12/26/01 - Darth MallSanta
12/19/01 - Empty joke
12/15/01 - Cowboy Mystics
12/14/01 - CC86: I'm sorry, you have laid the wrong number.
12/14/01 - Centennial celebration
12/11/01 - Go die! 5
12/11/01 - I want a POIT! for originality.
12/09/01 - The Weakest Strip: Simultaneous chat room
12/09/01 - Stick this in your smoke and pipe it!
12/08/01 - Chick's Tracts shortened to Three Panels
12/06/01 - Deck the Halls - Illustrated!
12/06/01 - Bad things to say to a cop: The 3 levels
12/05/01 - CC84: It was bound to happen
12/04/01 - CC83: Pin the tail on the girlfriend
12/01/01 - TOBOR the red cornholer - 8
12/01/01 - TOBOR the red cornholer - 7
12/01/01 - TOBOR the red cornholer - 6
12/01/01 - TOBOR the red cornholer - 5
12/01/01 - TOBOR the red cornholer - 4
12/01/01 - TOBOR the red cornholer - 3
12/01/01 - TOBOR the red cornholer - 2
12/01/01 - TOBOR the red cornholer - 1
12/01/01 - Go die! i forgot which number this is, so whatever.
12/01/01 - Go die! 3
12/01/01 - Go die! 2
12/01/01 - Go die!
12/01/01 - post matter
12/01/01 - spankling physics
12/01/01 - Jesus Physics
11/30/01 - Untitled
11/30/01 - Think about it, then you'll get it... trust me.
11/29/01 - Advice for whores: Avoid these fatal lines!
11/29/01 - give me your money
11/29/01 - cheat the IRS
11/29/01 - chicken farmer
11/29/01 - Sorry, we're not hiring.
11/29/01 - It's 1 in the morning, so give me a fuckin break.
11/29/01 - keep editing and deleting off the good name of stripcreator!
11/29/01 - Mosquito and Slut
11/29/01 - CC82: Another entry - finale
11/29/01 - CC82: Another entry - 7
11/29/01 - CC82: Another Entry - 6
11/29/01 - CC82: Another Entry - 5
11/29/01 - CC82: Another entry - 4
11/28/01 - CC82: Another entry - 3
11/28/01 - CC82: Another entry - 2
11/28/01 - CC82: Another entry - 1
11/28/01 - Who likes Clippy? Snowman! Get it? Snowman? No man? Ugggh...
11/28/01 - Santa sucky
11/28/01 - If you think titles should be required, then YOU title it!
11/27/01 - Why do we hate that clip bastard?
11/27/01 - Just enjoying my time as a newbie, while it still lasts.
11/27/01 - Will the paper clip make it through a strip? Of course not!
11/27/01 - CC82: Yes, it's a fair fight.
11/26/01 - Anti-newbie 3
11/26/01 - Anti-newbie 2
11/26/01 - Anti-newbie battle 1
11/26/01 - King of the Hill
11/26/01 - The elusive question is, why did I put this in a comic?
11/25/01 - RATE THIS A 10!
11/25/01 - Wrestling: How lame can the writers be?
11/25/01 - asian girls strike again
11/25/01 - now here's a sticky situation
11/25/01 - Man, the overuses of "NailHed" are many.
11/25/01 - If satan were a newbie
11/25/01 - where's the cornhole?
11/25/01 - Yeah, the ending's predictable. But who cares?
11/25/01 - Internet newbie
11/25/01 - Kill Clippit
11/25/01 - Say goodbye to the squirrel.
11/25/01 - The Asian girls - why are they default?
11/25/01 - 404: Comic Not Found
11/25/01 - Strip total
11/25/01 - I'm quite obviously bored, or else I wouldn't be doing this.
11/25/01 - Brad ALMOST looks like Weird Al!
11/24/01 - Commercials assume you're retarded.
11/24/01 - Oh god please make this a milestone!
11/24/01 - Advice for the Teenager 3
11/24/01 - Advice for the Teenager 2
11/24/01 - Advice for the Teenager 1
11/24/01 - quirky - part XX
11/24/01 - quirky (part XIV)
11/24/01 - quirky - part XVIII
11/24/01 - quirky - part XVII
11/24/01 - quirky - part XVI
11/24/01 - quirky - part XV (alternate, but the other one sucked)
11/24/01 - quirky - part XV
11/24/01 - quirky - part XIV
11/24/01 - quirky - part XIII
11/24/01 - quirky - part XII
11/24/01 - quirky - part XI
11/24/01 - quirky - part X
11/24/01 - quirky - part IX
11/24/01 - quirky - part VIII
11/24/01 - quirky - part VII
11/24/01 - quirky - part VI
11/24/01 - quirky - Part V
11/24/01 - quirky - part IV
11/24/01 - quirky - part III
11/24/01 - quirky - part II
11/24/01 - quirky - part I
11/24/01 - Sometimes life hates your guts.
11/24/01 - Why does everyone draw comics like this?
11/24/01 - Taliban attack
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