The_Crash_King  

Answer me, you pathetic peice of human waste!!!

You can't fool me. I know you just want to suck my brain out through my ears!

I promise I won't try and do that this time. Now, answer the phone!

That's what you said last time. I was in the hospital for three days!

That was the lamps fault. Don't you remember it pushing you down the stairs?

Oh yeah... hey, that reminds me... I need to make a trip down to the store and stock up on painkillers again...