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Crash King would like you to know that his password is "moats", and he welcomes your attempts at comic-making. Please try to be funny. Thank you.

True Story (volume 2)

by The_Crash_King
2-13-01


	...and don't forget to tune into our special... are the cleaning products you use every day able to kill you?


	What is this, Sesame Street? Am I three years old here? Maybe you guys should do a report that would actually be news!


	Then explain yesterday when I saw you drink two bottles of Drano.


	Hey! I needed SOMETHING to wash down all that Comet.