TimmyThePervert  

so, how'd your date with that blind girl go?

bad. i mean sure, she may be blind, but she has EXCELLENT hearing.

i'm kind of suprised she heard me wanking in the seat next to her in the theater, i was hardly making any noise at all.

i think you need help.

now that i think about it, her sense of TASTE was inhuman too! i mean, YOU never seem to notice when people ejaculate into your lemonade, do you?