Tinman  

Well Andy, we're finally back in Bonny Scotland.

Yes, I'm rather glad the celebrities proved harder workers than we'd thought. Bono alone managed thousands of potato fields before dying.

I guess that's just the Irish in him. He couldn't escape to America like his lazy ancestors, though. But seriously, I've really learned a lot about poverty, and I think I'm a better person for it.

Big Issue sir?

Fuck off.