Tom_O_Bedlam  

Our language is missing something. .

We have gender specific terms for adults: 'man' and 'woman'. Children are 'boys' or 'girls'

But babies are just 'babies'.

We must do something about this!

Henceforth, babies in general will be 'bebes'. Male bebes will be 'hebes'; female ones shall be referred to as 'shebes'.

And a women carrying twins of different sexes will have a case of the "hebe-shebe"s!