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  UnknownEric  
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Unknown Eric is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a comforter. Unknown Eric never taunts happy fun ball. Unknown Eric shaved his breakdancing beard AND his cabbage patch-ing sideburns but his mustache has learned the lambada. Unknown Eric once ate an oak tree on a dare. Unknown Eric's mutant power is turning off streetlights with his mind.

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by UnknownEric
7-09-03
7/9/03 at 10 am.
Hello, Public Library. Can I help you?
Yes, could you mail me a copy of an article from the Sun newspaper about my retirement home? It was printed on May 3, 1996 in the Maryland section.
Certainly, ma'am. What is your address?
Oh. Umm... Oh. I'm not sure.
That might make it hard for me to mail the article.
I'm somewhere in Baltimore, does that help?


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