UnknownEric
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Unknown Eric is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a comforter. Unknown Eric never taunts happy fun ball. Unknown Eric shaved his breakdancing beard AND his cabbage patch-ing sideburns but his mustache has learned the lambada. Unknown Eric once ate an oak tree on a dare. Unknown Eric's mutant power is turning off streetlights with his mind.

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Squirrel and Cowboy Say "Rock The Vote 2002, ya suckas!"

by UnknownEric
10-23-02


	Hey, Stinky. Are you a Democrat? Republican? Libertarian? Socialist?


	None of the above. I consider myself a Cynicrat.


	A Cynicrat? What the fark is that?


	I believe that people are too inherently greedy and stupid to ever come up with a system of government that doesn't screw somebody along the way.


	Wow. Who's your presidential candidate? Suicidal Depressing Man?


	We wanted Noam Chomsky, but even he thought we were too dark.

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