ZMannZilla
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"I always wanted to be quoted." - Z. Mann Zilla

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Porkman & Finchy Fail Any Given Test For Quality Assurance

by ZMannZilla
7-04-16


	Holy Cursewords Porkman! The prototype game console Microsoft sent us for testing exploded and now everything is on fire!


	ACK! Porkman's rare collection of used celebrity toilet papers is catching of the flames! That will decrease resale value!


	Yeah, also, the HOUSE and ALL OUR STUFF is on fire thanks to this stupid prototype!


	Porkman should have suspected something when instructions for new Halo game included use of actual flamethrower.


	So what do we tell the fire department when they get here?


	According to non-disclosure agreement we sign with Microsoft, NOT A DAMN THING!