ZMannZilla
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"I always wanted to be quoted." - Z. Mann Zilla

artist, designer, animator, actor, crossword puzzle constructor, rapper, gamer and humorist. Also makes a mean omelet.

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Porkman & Finchy Are A Mystery Wrapped In A Filthy Diaper

by ZMannZilla
10-09-16


	Holy Cursewords Porkman! Pants are REALLY DUMB!


	How so? Apart from their obvious lack of brain-goo?


	I mean, as a concept, pants are stupid! Why would MEN of all genders invent something that constantly rubs their dick and balls in an uncomfortable sweaty way all day?


	Yeah, but Finchy's favorite clothing item is suspenders! How can the Finchy have the suspenders and not the pants?


	Yup. I hate pants but love suspenders. I'm a complicated individual.


	IT'S NOT COMPLICATED, FINCHY IS JUST A STUPID!