ZMannZilla
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"I always wanted to be quoted." - Z. Mann Zilla

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Porkman & Finchy Are An Abomination Unto Every Religion

by ZMannZilla
10-13-16


	Holy Cursewords Porkman! That's a statue of Saint Longinus, the man who stabbed Jesus!


	OMG SO YES!!! Can Porkman get his autograph?!


	No, silly dipshit! Longinus has been dead for over 2000 years!


	But wait hold up, why would Christians give sainthood to man who stab the savior?


	Apparently he got hit in the eyes with Jesus' blood, saw visions of Heaven, and became a monk.


	Oh sure, HE get sainthood, but when Porkman does it they call it aggravated sexual assault with a pizza cutter.