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| Trump: There was a muslim terrorist attack on the same road that you would have been on, so I let you sleep late and stopped your car from starting to keep you from being killed | |
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My plan is always better than your plan
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| Me: OH, I feel ashamed, but what about lunch. | |
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| Trump: The person who made you sandwich was sick and didn’t have health insurance, and I couldn't let you lose work. | |
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Trump: I am the Leader of the World.
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| Me: Sorry for doubting you, but what about my phone? | |
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| Trump: The phone went dead because your Apple phone was made in China and the Dem’s were trying to call you with alternate facts and fake news. | |
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