jason, i'm really depressed. you're always there when i need you so i was wondering if-
ah, say no more. you want me to be your assist in an assisted suicide.
yep, you made a good choice in coming to me for this. my *ahem* experience with this sort of thing would make me more qualified than any other in my field. i'll only charge you 20 bucks, too.
actually i was just gonna ask you if i could borrow some of your CDs. but what you said sounds pretty good too.
splendid. quick and painless or slow and horrible?
