what do you call an armless guy from nevada? THOMAS EDISON!
that doesn't make any sense.
you don't get it? see, thomas edison was a HUGE soccer fan! but in nevada, they don't like soccer! and thomas edison wore a necktie! a really long one! don't you see the irony in all that?
alright, shut up.
but i didn't even get to explaining the 'armless' part!
