Hey there, Mr. Chicken. Would you like to come across the street and join me and my family for a lovely barbq?
Ok, let me just stop you right there, fuckface. You want ME to cross the road? ME! I'm an agoraphobic, you asshole! Do you know what that means??
The one and ONLY time I EVER went outside in my ENTIRE LIFE, I crossed one street. ONE! Next thing I know I have the fucking FEDS all up my ass! You wanna know why I crossed the road?? WELL?? DOO YAA?
uh, well, I don't...
I'm just kidding. I'm not coming over cause you're all honkeys.
