Foul on the 40 yard line! Penalty is no hot showers after the game!
I don't know if that's the correct flag or not, but I am pretty sure you can't make the football team not take hot showers. It's like against some rules or something.
Fuck it. I'm tired of being the penalty guy. Everyone hates me! I'm going to just throw out the rules, grab a mascot uniform, and get out there n get me some bare back action!
What the...? Oh yeah, I forgot that our team is the Cincinnati Sweatshop Workers.
