How CHEESY. Look, you're very pretty, BUTT I'm sorry. You may not CUT in line.
Ok, I'm not doing this anymore.
Um. Ok. Not doing what?
Ninty nine percent of all comics that I'm in feature me farting. WHY?? I eat a healthy diet. I workout regularly. In fact my proctologist gave me a clean bill of health after my recent colonoscopy!
