"I used to do stats, but it got to be a lot of work when people started asking me to include their 9 secret alts and whatnot. I'm glad someone else is doing this stuff nowadays :)"
"Are you the comic-count Nazi?" ................................... "I wouldn't say 'Nazi.' I just like the numbers of it all."
MUAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA...
Sir, whatever you're thinking of doing, it's not worth it.