Missed connection: I was standing outside of the grocery store looking into the window when I gasped. There before me was a beautiful, slender frame. I wanted to put my hands all over her.
She wasn't alone. They all had short, white builds. I stood trembling. Such tight packages. But the store was closed. This was yesterday and I am too sick to go to the store today.
Wait, you put an ad on Craig's List??
Mr. Fung still hasn't grasped the concept of subtle sarcasm.
