Check this out: There is a little known passage in the book of Joblow that says all caucasian males with black hair are homosexual at best and at worst, condemned to a life of eternal hellfire.
Excuse me?
Dude, it gets worse: Any dark haired, pale man that questions the word of God shall be impaled with the nearest gay man's penis until the Night-Haired Bastard of Unman is slain...
