Sir, I'll have you know these paintings were done by none other than the great Spoodini Himself!
The whose-e-fucksit?
The great Spoodini paints with only the finest menstrual blood the world over. Right over here we have a Natalie Portman piece.
And naturally this is the point where I must grant you some time to figure out whether to be disgusted, turned on, or disgusted with yourself while jerking off in the corner.
