You ever have those weird thoughts run through your head? Like I was just thinking how horrible it would be if a bird pooped on me today. But something in me giggled anyway. Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, like this one time I thought of redoing The Human Centipede. Only in my version, the characters would be allergic to different things.
I would sew the mouth of the peanut allergy guy to the lady with a wheat allergy. Then I'd sew her mouth to the hermaphrodite with a milk allergy.
Then I would feed them a peanut butter bagel milkshake with whipped cream on top from one of their deceased grandmother's teat.....
....but instead I got a job as the new Sprint spokesman. Phsh!
