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Maternal Clock
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cpausti
10-10-05
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock is ticking.
So I said, "So is my alarm clock, but luckily it can't talk."
cpausti's Comics
09/16/17 - No Swiping, Brother
01/20/15 - Hard Choices
01/20/15 - White Man, Big Questions pt. 3
01/20/15 - White Man, Big Questions pt. 2
01/20/15 - White Man, Big Questions
02/06/12 - Jesus Camp
12/19/11 - I Think I Broke My Ass
12/07/11 - Just a Regular Robot
12/17/08 - one random layout and i'm gone
05/07/07 - My Future
01/17/07 - Everyone Knows it's Herbie
01/17/07 - Desert Island Commentary
11/26/06 - Peter Piper Redemption
10/19/06 - Flick my Bic
10/16/06 - Card Game
09/10/06 - Suave
09/06/06 - Physics Teacher
09/05/06 - Kiko was her Name-o
08/15/06 - The Office Is Good
07/01/06 - Cars and Moms 4
07/01/06 - Cars and Moms 3
07/01/06 - Cars and Moms 2
07/01/06 - Cars and Moms
05/08/06 - SUNS (revised)
05/08/06 - Date
04/12/06 - Desert Island Commentary
03/31/06 - Don't Worry
03/30/06 - Guessing
03/28/06 - Playing Games
03/25/06 - Desert Island Commentary
03/14/06 - Sleeping with the Enemy
03/14/06 - VH1 Goes Inside Your Ass
03/14/06 - Guide to Internet Porn
02/22/06 - Strategically Placed asiangirls
02/21/06 - CC313
02/09/06 - Hoochie Coochie Mailman
01/31/06 - Desert Island Commentary
01/31/06 - Super Horny Scientist 5
01/31/06 - Super Horny Scientist 4
01/31/06 - Super Horny Scientist 3
01/31/06 - Super Horny Scientist 2
01/31/06 - Super Horny Scientist
01/28/06 - Transvesticle
01/24/06 - G.W.A.
01/24/06 - Desert Island Commentary
01/19/06 - Desert Island Commentary
01/19/06 - Desert Island Commentary
01/19/06 - Desert Island Commentary
01/19/06 - Desert Island Commentary
01/17/06 - Desert Island Commentary
01/17/06 - Desert Island Commentary
01/12/06 - Desert Island Commentary
01/12/06 - Desert Island Commentary
01/12/06 - Desert Island Commentary
01/11/06 - santa
01/10/06 - 1987
01/08/06 - Family Moments
01/08/06 - Elementary Schooltime
01/08/06 - Elementary Schooltime
01/08/06 - A Goda's Vibe
01/03/06 - Smart-Mass
01/03/06 - FTC:AA
12/24/05 - Fuck Napolean Dynamite
12/13/05 - Why you Shouldn't Wait Until Marriage
12/10/05 - Finnish t3h Cawmik
12/08/05 - Rome vs. USA
12/05/05 - AIDS Not Gonna be so Great
11/29/05 - Schooltime: Stupid Bitches
11/27/05 - Play
11/20/05 - based on a conversation with areallystupidguy
11/20/05 - Schooltime: Coffee House
11/17/05 - Innuendo
11/03/05 - Anarchy!
11/03/05 - Practical Joke
11/03/05 - Practical Joke
11/01/05 - Tribute to Carl
10/30/05 - Schooltime: Alternative Joy
10/26/05 - Schooltime: Criminology Video
10/26/05 - Communion
10/22/05 - Angry Bacon Man tries to get a date
10/19/05 - The Deep-South
10/19/05 - Two Hundred Sarcasms
10/18/05 - Comic Cup XIII: Lukkpausti
10/17/05 - What if Niggers Meant Clothes (for mandingo)
10/16/05 - NFL
10/14/05 - Life without Mary and John 11
10/14/05 - Life without Mary and John 9
10/14/05 - Life without Mary and John 7
10/13/05 - Life without Mary and John 5
10/13/05 - Life without Mary and John 3
10/13/05 - Life without Mary and John
10/12/05 - Fast Food
10/12/05 - Sodomy
10/11/05 - Schooltime: Standardized Testing Misplaces YET AGAIN!
10/11/05 - Robot Dating Service Secret Agenda 23
10/11/05 - Robot Dating Service Secret Agenda 21
10/11/05 - Robot Dating Service Secret Agenda 19
10/11/05 - Robot Dating Service Secret Agenda 17
10/11/05 - Robot Dating Service Secret Agenda 15
10/11/05 - Robot Dating Service Secret Agenda 13
10/11/05 - Robot Dating Service Secret Agenda 11
10/11/05 - Robot Dating Service Secret Agenda 9
10/11/05 - Robot Dating Service Secret Agenda 7
10/11/05 - Robot Dating Service Secret Agenda 5
10/11/05 - Robot Dating Service Secret Agenda 3
10/11/05 - Robot Dating Service Secret Agenda
10/10/05 - Bathroom Chat
10/10/05 - Maternal Clock
10/10/05 - Creators
10/10/05 - If They Mated!
10/06/05 - Robot of the Rear
10/04/05 - Clowns
10/04/05 - Father and Son
10/04/05 - Sexual Intercourse
10/04/05 - Counter-Strike
09/28/05 - Guzzle
09/27/05 - Womens
09/26/05 - The Fifth Sense
09/25/05 - Laid Back
09/22/05 - lmae jkoe
09/21/05 - Schooltime: Spirit Week
09/20/05 - De-Wigging of School
09/16/05 - Schooltime: Spanish
09/11/05 - Ouch, Man. Ouch.
09/11/05 - Four Years Ago Today...
09/08/05 - I Hate Gwen Stefani
09/05/05 - Fun Size!
09/01/05 - Double You Tee Eff
08/30/05 - Things Not to Say to Jesus
08/29/05 - Schooltime: Bus Malfunction
08/27/05 - Dumb Questions
08/25/05 - The Floor
08/24/05 - Schooltime
08/23/05 - Schooltime
08/22/05 - Schooltime
08/21/05 - Relevance
08/21/05 - Belching Contest
08/17/05 - cute.exe
08/17/05 - How High School Screws Me Over
08/17/05 - Loyal Friends
08/17/05 - Popsicles
08/16/05 - Talking
08/16/05 - Satisfaction
08/16/05 - The Chipper Cigarette visits Arizona
08/16/05 - Crew's Ship
08/15/05 - Good Times with AC/DC
08/10/05 - Commentary
08/09/05 - Timbo the Sport-Coated Bitch
08/09/05 - Jimbo the Trenched Ass
08/08/05 - Triscuit Dilemma
08/08/05 - The Sins
08/06/05 - The Happiest Vacation on Earth -It's a Small(but angry)World
08/06/05 - The Happiest Vacation on Earth - Main Street
08/06/05 - The Happiest Vacation on Earth - Grand Californian Hotel
08/03/05 - The Happiest Vacation on Earth - Beaumont Billboards
08/03/05 - The Happiest Vacation on Earth - Palm Springs
08/03/05 - The Happiest Vacation on Earth - Rest Area 48
08/03/05 - The Happiest Vacation on Earth - Cabazon Outlet Malls
08/03/05 - The Happiest Vacation on Earth - Blythe
08/03/05 - The Happiest Vacation on Earth - Quartzite
08/03/05 - The Happiest Vacation on Earth - Packed and Ready
07/27/05 - The Chipper Cigarette 3
07/27/05 - The Chipper Cigarette 2
07/27/05 - The Chipper Cigarette
07/26/05 - Bad News, God
07/23/05 - You're Fired!
07/22/05 - Ruining One's Night
07/21/05 - Catholic Choices
07/21/05 - Stranded, shank style - cpausti style
07/20/05 - Stranded
07/20/05 - Misinterpretation
07/19/05 - cpausti's birthday stories
07/14/05 - Pick-up Lines
07/14/05 - Nature Film Fanatics
07/14/05 - Yes, Yes He Did.
07/14/05 - Incogneato
07/08/05 - Robots
07/06/05 - Retarded?
07/03/05 - Different Stools for Different Fools
07/02/05 - Ring my Sell
07/02/05 - Milestone in a Relationship
06/23/05 - Strange Attraction
06/23/05 - To Kill a Mockingbird
06/22/05 - CC286
06/21/05 - Very Fast Food
06/21/05 - Bar Swimming
06/21/05 - Hannity and colmes
06/20/05 - Painfully Honest Abe
06/19/05 - But, it's in the Bible!
06/17/05 - Love Torn by a Glutton
06/16/05 - Art
06/16/05 - Bad Choice
06/15/05 - Twin Peaks
06/14/05 - White Woman
06/10/05 - Brotherly Love
06/10/05 - Subtle
06/09/05 - Plastic Surgery
06/08/05 - Prayer
06/08/05 - Drawing Blood
06/08/05 - Bungee Jumping The Remake (of the DragonXero original)
06/08/05 - Ideal God
06/07/05 - Sex Ain't No Stranger
06/07/05 - A Funny Toke 2
06/07/05 - A Funny Toke
06/05/05 - Not Hot
06/05/05 - STDs
06/05/05 - Bedroom Chat 8
06/05/05 - Bedroom Chat 7/Angry Baby 2
05/27/05 - Fantastik
05/22/05 - Bedroom Chat 6
05/17/05 - Bedroom Chat 5
05/17/05 - Bedroom Chat 4
05/16/05 - Bedroom Chat 3
05/16/05 - Bedroom Chat 2
05/16/05 - Bedroom Chat
05/11/05 - Urinary Infection
05/11/05 - CC282: Tainted Coffee Incident Drug Related
05/11/05 - Northern Montana Local News
05/11/05 - Half-Ass!
05/09/05 - Where Puns Get You With Satan
05/06/05 - The Tale of Donkeyhouse
05/04/05 - Designer Labels
05/04/05 - Claus and Erect
05/04/05 - The Heat of War
05/03/05 - Fun with Sharing
05/02/05 - On the Run
05/01/05 - Can You See the Sun Arising
04/28/05 - Never Talk to Strangers
04/28/05 - Save the Dolphins
04/28/05 - Uncanny Conjugation of Animal and Wall
04/28/05 - Incoherent Disestablishment
04/27/05 - Numba One Ovah Done
04/26/05 - Explodability
04/26/05 - "Celebrity" Phone Line
04/25/05 - Have You Ever Been
04/25/05 - Fun with Remote Controls
04/25/05 - A black guy and a chicken walk into a bar...
04/25/05 - How Good it Feels
04/24/05 - How Christmas is Accomplished
04/24/05 - Fun with Censorship
04/22/05 - Nothing's Good About This Comic
04/22/05 - Persuasive Salesman
04/21/05 - Scampy
04/20/05 - My "non-partisan" Teacher
04/20/05 - Angry Baby
04/20/05 - Side Effects
04/20/05 - Breathe in the Air
04/20/05 - Speak to Me
04/19/05 - Heaven Ain't a Thing
04/19/05 - Too Dumb for a Monkey
04/17/05 - Suma Cum Laude
04/14/05 - Agreeable!
04/14/05 - BTC 26: Template
04/13/05 - Out of Place, Eh?
04/13/05 - Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
04/11/05 - To the Bedroom!
04/11/05 - Myspace ruined the world
04/07/05 - BTC 25: Remembrance
04/06/05 - Jesus Don't Take No SHIT!
04/06/05 - The Creepiest Random Layout EVER.
04/06/05 - Just a Few
04/06/05 - Angry Neighbor
04/06/05 - what intelligent reasoning leads to
04/05/05 - Kittens
03/31/05 - April Fool
03/31/05 - Fun with Money
03/30/05 - The Best Sandwich Ever
03/30/05 - Trickster
03/30/05 - Wrong Picture
03/30/05 - Title Unknown.
03/30/05 - Experience in this Area.
03/30/05 - Remembrance
03/30/05 - Begin the Comic Number Twenty-Four
03/29/05 - FTC 59: The REAL Reason She's Starving
03/29/05 - Words Cannot Explain 4
03/29/05 - like shooting fish in a barrel
03/29/05 - Words Cannot Explain 3
03/29/05 - Words Cannot Explain 2
03/29/05 - Words Cannot Explain
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