So my cousin says you tried to seduce him at your barn.
Who are you?
My name is Ishmael Santiago and I'm here to challenge you to a duel. For my cousins honor.
I don't see any sort of family resemblance.
See, my birth parents died. So I went to live with my godfather who happened to be his uncle. So while were not blood relatives, I must still fight for his honor.
