You wanna explain to me how a chocolate bat is able to talk and since you're talking how about granting some wishes?
Your boyfriend is a very disturbed individual. I am mearly a Swiss tourist minding my own buisness and your boyfriend kidnapped me and tried to give me to you as a gift.
That sounds sick and twisted even for him.
He kept saying, "Dude, pretend your chocolate. I think its our anniversary or something."
It wasn't our anniversary.
Well you still can't eat me. I'm going to have to ask that you release me back into the wild.
