I was taking a shit at work today and right in the middle of pushing out a turd someone started banging on the door as hard as they could and kept turning the knob.
I kept saying, "I'll be right out." but they never stopped banging on the door.
So, what happened?
Well as I was washing my hands the banging stopped and I started to hear sobbing. When I opened the door I saw the UPS driver on the ground and it was obvious he had just shit his pants.
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