There was a time I never would have even considered living in the suburbs. You'd have to be out of your gourd! I need vintage thrift stores! I need vintage vinyl within a 10 block radius!
So what made you change your mind?
Nothing. I moved to the forest.
This forest is just a small wooded area inside of the gated community you live in.
I'm old and cranky. I'm not stupid! I don't need you coming into my forest and telling me the ways of the world and the birds and the bees. What do you know about life?
