dancemyminions  

Johnson! Did you get those reports on the Ecuadorian suppliers?

I'm sorry, but I had the reports shoved up my ass during an unusually brutal session of S&M.

Report immediately to the dungeon, and don't you dare think of stopping at the ramen dispenser on the third floor.

I already did in anticipation of being sent to the dungeon.

I like the way you think! After we sacrifice one of your kidneys to Princess Diana you're promoted to middle management.