Well, you know I love playing with the nads untill they're all wet, but my heart will always be with the South Carolina Gamecocks.
I remember going up against the Gamecocks when I was in college, damn they were rough. Those Cocks knocked me up pretty bad, I had to have thirteen stitches to close the gaping hole they left!
While I was in Florida with my nads hanging out, I met Dick Trickle, you know, the race car driver, he was telling me about how his wife went to University of Alabama and was on the Crimson Tide.
Oh yeah, my wife is on the Crimson Tide, she can usually go for hours in a marathon, but now she doesn't want to at all. She won't even get her legs up in the air for a quick high jump.
I think I'm done with sport for now, I might be a birdwatcher instead. I've already seen a tit and a dick, now I'm looking for an eagle with its wings spread, preferably a bald spread eagle.
