The other day I was walking down the street and I saw a middle eastern looking man coming in the other direction so I hid my football up my shirt.
That was the right thing to do, but you need to remember that there are also a lot of middle eastern looking Jews and Christians.
So what should I do.
Remember that it doesn't matter what religion people are. If you see a middle eastern looking man you need to hide your valuables and run to a nice Italian man.
