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| I love calling dibs on things. It's like, in the old days they would plant a flag in the name of the queen. Now we just call dibs. | |
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| Remember that sandwich you were gonna have for lunch? Dibs. | |
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| And you know that hot little number you call your wife? Dibs. | |
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| Shit, I will give you that sandwich if you take my wife. In fact, you can have my mother-in-law too. | |
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