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Hey Favus Tough break I hear it didn't work out with Shelley

Nah mate - I was her intellectual inferior, too attention seeking, we didn't talk enough, and we didn't have enough in common..

So you're saying she's a lesbian?

Arn't they all?

I suppose this means I have to lube up and wear the Liv Tyler mask again..?

You got it bitch!