Mr. Monkey? I'm Dr. Dan. You drank a little too much last night and passed out that's all. Be we ran some tests and I'm afraid I have some good news and some bad news.
Give me the bad news first doc.
The bad news is that you have an animal STD called Brucellosis which has developed into endocarditis.
And the good news?
You won't have to worry about this disease much longer as you only have about 48 hours left to live.
