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Simian Says: God's Plan

by four_legged_tripod
6-24-09


	Here's the deal monkey, you and I both know you can't stay here and keeping you out of hell really pisses off Satan ...


	No. Purgatory's a myth I created to keep the Catholics busy. I'm talking reincarnation. It's a myth as well but I have the power to do it.


	You're going to send me back to Earth as someone else to teach me a lesson?


	You'll be seen by a lot of people but you'll have a face that no one will love so you'll be doomed to be around people but not have sex.


	So am I coming back as Clint Howard or Steve Buscemi?