OMG! That test was so ez that I'm not even gonna study 2nite for 2mor's test.
First off, just say "oh my god." It's the same amount of syllables as OMG. Secondly, don't think that I can't read over your head and see your misspelled words.
Look man, that's just the way ppl do it now. Keeps everything short so you can do more in the day.
What are you doing besides jerking off? This is just an excuse so you don't have to learn how to spell.