Um, hello? A little help here? I just need a Slim Jim, please.
Uh, hello? It's been like 20 minutes. I could use a bus boy to clean off my table.
Where the hell are all the taxis? Holy frijoles, this is turning out to be quite the day!
Sir, it's against the law to speak other than English in America. Say "frijoles" again and you get a ticket, capisce? Ah, shit! Now I have to cavity search myself.
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