hilaritynsuze  

I am like slightly less embarrassed about being an American, now.

Eh? Oh, you mean because Obama is president?

Right on. We're half way to having a black president. About damn time. Take notice, world!

...half way? What, because he's half white? You think that really matters?

Hell if I know. I can't figure why anyone does anything, so maybe there's people wouldn't have voted for him if he was all black...

Er, ohhh...kay. So how long are you gonna stay drunk, anyway?