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I came into the world naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.
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itsclark
11-27-01
So then I bent the poor sobbing bastard over a scorching hot boulder and laid pipe to him with my horned tool!
Ha Ha Ha! Ah, for fun!
Say, wasn't that your pager?
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itsclark's Comics
09/30/03 - Wiguhaddy, Act V
09/30/03 - Wiguhaddy Act IV
09/30/03 - Wiguhaddy Act III
09/30/03 - Wiguhaddy, Act II
09/30/03 - Wiguhaddy, Act I
08/29/03 - Magical Clown Pants
08/26/03 - Feeling Frenzied, Part III
08/25/03 - Feeling Frenzied, Part II
08/20/03 - Feeling Frenzied, Part I
08/14/03 - The Hooker Edge #5
08/14/03 - The Hooker Edge #4
08/14/03 - The Hooker Edge #3
08/14/03 - The Hooker Edge #2
08/14/03 - The Hooker Edge #1
07/30/03 - Balloonatics Part IV
07/30/03 - Balloonatics Part III
07/30/03 - Balloonatics Part II
07/30/03 - Balloonatics Part I
07/22/03 - The After-Life; Theory #291
07/22/03 - The After-Life; Theory #587
07/21/03 - I Suggest Lions
07/12/03 - Japani-maybe
05/18/03 - Hamlet Out-takes
05/18/03 - You Mock Me, Sir
05/06/03 - College Radio II
05/01/03 - CC184: Go ahead and shoot...
04/30/03 - CC184: Movie Edition
04/29/03 - Worst Things
04/29/03 - Uncontested
04/28/03 - My Horoscope II
04/23/03 - My Horoscope
04/22/03 - Buddhism in 3 More Panels III
04/22/03 - Buddhism in 3 More Panels II
04/21/03 - Buddhism in 3 More Panels
04/20/03 - Buddhism in 3 Panels
04/13/03 - College Radio
04/02/03 - More Flies With Honey III
04/02/03 - Blame Kaufman
04/02/03 - More Flies With Honey II
04/02/03 - More Flies With Honey
04/02/03 - "Just Us" Prevails, Part II
04/02/03 - "Just Us" Prevails
04/01/03 - Shaved Ape in Pants
03/31/03 - Spaz Station
02/18/03 - Wet Dream of Genie
02/18/03 - Its the Bargaining of the End
02/17/03 - One Small Wish
02/17/03 - A Stupid Wish, Granted...
02/14/03 - Max Hackerton, Boy Computer Consultant
02/12/03 - Projection
02/10/03 - Beer Goggles
01/16/03 - Enunciate, Damn You.
01/16/03 - Pure Rappture
01/13/03 - Uber-Asian Girl
01/11/03 - Every Day in Every Way
01/09/03 - Course Stupidity
01/09/03 - Brightly Colored Machine Tools
01/04/03 - Knife in Ear Disease
12/31/02 - 80's Town
12/31/02 - Ah... Ha.
12/31/02 - New Wave Faves
12/27/02 - Going Postal
12/22/02 - bathos, with attitude
12/21/02 - Resolved
12/16/02 - The Image Makers
12/15/02 - The Carollers
12/15/02 - Here to Help
12/15/02 - Strike Two
12/02/02 - FameQuest IV
12/02/02 - FameQuest III
12/02/02 - Famequest II
12/02/02 - Famequest I
11/24/02 - Comic Block
10/29/02 - Clueless in Kaddar
10/29/02 - Looky-Loo
10/29/02 - Real Life Adventures: Suicide Edition
10/15/02 - Next Time Use Cyanide
10/15/02 - Cowboy Irony
10/14/02 - Late Night Cable #27
10/14/02 - Late Night Cable #11
10/05/02 - Bullshit Detective
10/02/02 - Earth paging BeNN MaKK
09/23/02 - Tribute to Fuck
09/23/02 - Elf Gratification
09/23/02 - It's Just a Joker
09/23/02 - The Wedding Sing-grrr
09/23/02 - Sing a Song of Evil
09/16/02 - sub_m7, Webmaster Supreme
09/16/02 - Party of One
09/16/02 - Sub-m7's House O' Buggin'
09/16/02 - Big Cranial Blow-out
09/06/02 - Psycho Therapy #983
09/06/02 - Psycho Therapy #805
09/06/02 - Psycho Therapy #713
09/03/02 - Psycho Therapy #107
09/03/02 - Psycho Therapy #671
09/03/02 - Psycho Therapy #564
09/03/02 - Psycho Therapy #417
09/03/02 - Tom "Petty"
09/02/02 - Psycho Therapy #304
09/02/02 - Psycho Therapy #213
08/21/02 - Gabe and Grey Comedy Review #4
08/21/02 - Gabe and Grey Comedy Review #1B
08/21/02 - Gabe and Grey Comedy Review #3
08/21/02 - Gabe & Grey Comedy Review #2
08/21/02 - Gabe & Grey Comedy Review #1
08/18/02 - Serial Comic 7.14 -- Questions Best Left Unanswered
08/17/02 - Pirate Enterprise
08/17/02 - Boorite is a Butt Pirate
08/17/02 - Seas of Cheese
08/15/02 - Electrum Plated Metal
08/13/02 - And furthermore, Catharsis must be Destroyed
08/08/02 - CC135: The Incredible Mook
08/04/02 - CC135: The Grass Smokes You
08/04/02 - CC135: Slow Down
08/03/02 - CC 135: Fall for the Obvious
08/03/02 - CC 135: Flyboy Physics
07/28/02 - FYOS: 1972(67107) - The Case of the Missing Pliers
07/20/02 - CC 132: One day in Federation Space
07/20/02 - CC 132: Ahead Snoop Factor Seven
07/16/02 - Not an entry.
07/16/02 - Rules Contest #8: Rock Stupid
07/15/02 - Gabe's Contest, entry #2.
07/15/02 - Fear Factor
07/14/02 - Fuzzyman Loses His Mind
07/11/02 - Highland Games: Throwing the Wirthling
07/11/02 - Night of Horror
07/11/02 - Psycho Drama
07/11/02 - The Approach
07/11/02 - Learning Curve
07/11/02 - Que es mas scary?
07/09/02 - You'd be Bored Too
07/07/02 - Reptarr, Master of Suave
07/04/02 - Eschew Obfuscation
07/02/02 - You've Changed
04/03/02 - Just Villian this Application
03/31/02 - Your Inner Wuss
01/22/02 - Being Useful
01/03/02 - The Tao of Geekdom
01/03/02 - What I Hope Happens
12/30/01 - A Traditional Welcome
12/26/01 - By Request
12/26/01 - Dare to Dream
12/25/01 - Dishing the Crap
12/25/01 - Tobor in "The Gauntlet"
12/17/01 - Hoe Hoe Hoe
12/12/01 - ...
12/12/01 - Toys in the Attic
12/03/01 - Pressed to Impress
11/28/01 - Hell of a Season II
11/28/01 - Hell of a Season
11/27/01 - Yes, Virginia, There is an Anti-Clause
11/27/01 - Minions
11/27/01 - New Toys, Time to Play
11/24/01 - Don't Talk Back II
11/23/01 - Don't Talk Back
11/21/01 - Roach Dialogues III
11/20/01 - Roach Dialogues II
11/20/01 - Roach Dialogues
11/19/01 - Cultural Bargain Bin
11/18/01 - The Kid Who Knew Too Much
11/12/01 - The Forked Tongue of Honesty
11/11/01 - Code of the Robot Warrior
11/11/01 - Star Trek in Three Panels
11/07/01 - Red Hot Welcome
11/07/01 - Core-us Line
11/04/01 - Logic Bomb
11/03/01 - Krugg Stud
11/01/01 - Humor Or Less Have To Puke
11/01/01 - Perception vs. Exception
10/30/01 - All That "Glitter" Sure Ain't Gold
10/28/01 - Strip, Sand, and Finish!
10/27/01 - IRC: You Can't Win!
10/27/01 - Kevin Keegan's Perm, Tribute to the Emporer
10/25/01 - Psycho Analysis
10/24/01 - Join Me, in my Dance of Death!
10/23/01 - Cowboy Physics II: Electric Boogaloo
10/22/01 - Project Wirthling
10/21/01 - CC 74: Andy Dougan's Review Corner
10/20/01 - On Staying Focused
10/20/01 - IRC, the Pale Rotten Everything II
10/15/01 - Some Guys Write Poetry About Women
10/15/01 - True Life Adventures: I.T. revised ending
10/15/01 - True Life Adventures: I.T. Edition
10/14/01 - Out-Dated
10/13/01 - Me vs. Me
10/13/01 - Look! An alien is insulting me!
10/13/01 - MOHH BUNNER AND HIS "AMAZING FREIND"
10/13/01 - MOHH OMLO AND HIS "AMAZING FREINDS" Episode 39
10/13/01 - MOHH OMLO AND HIS "AMAZING FREINDS" Episode 38
10/09/01 - What if the Gave a War and Everyone Showed Up?
10/09/01 - Exclusively Useless
10/08/01 - Inescapable Computer Logic
10/03/01 - And on a more Violent Note...
10/03/01 - CC 69: Cthulhuvian Currency
10/03/01 - Behind the Sucking
10/02/01 - Band Names: the Home Version
10/02/01 - CC 68: Anime Antics
10/02/01 - Mishap on the Set
10/01/01 - Hentai Have Another?
10/01/01 - CC 68: Dorm Depressing
10/01/01 - CC 68: Picture the Horror
10/01/01 - CC 68: Manrape, A Fresh Look
09/27/01 - CC #67: Ghey
09/26/01 - CC66: Make a Joyful Noise nto the Lord
09/24/01 - CC66: Damned Silly
09/14/01 - Another Wrong Thing To Say
09/13/01 - Untitled
09/09/01 - The Conversation So Far...
09/09/01 - CC 61: The Ballad of ObiJo: "A Space Idiocy"
09/09/01 - CC61: ObiJo no Go
09/09/01 - Steve G, Door-To-Door Stripper
09/08/01 - Fish Schticks
09/08/01 - Shark & Gabe
09/06/01 - Lord of the Ring-piece
09/04/01 - CC 59: Progress Report
09/03/01 - CC 59: Thinking and Drinking
08/31/01 - True Life Adventures: College Edition
08/30/01 - CC #58: Oh, the Pane!
08/29/01 - CC 57: "Tekken the Piss"
08/26/01 - Diesel's Epiphany
08/25/01 - Your Television is Plotting Against You
08/24/01 - CC 56: Amazing Goat Sex -- I mean FACTS!
08/21/01 - CC 55
08/19/01 - Instant Messaging of the Damned
08/19/01 - Excessively Morbid
08/19/01 - Concentrated Cool
07/28/01 - Sickobunny Chronicles Part V
07/28/01 - Sickobunny Chronicles Part IV
07/28/01 - Sickobunny Chronicles Part III
07/28/01 - Sickobunny Chronicles Part II
07/28/01 - Sickobunny Chronicles Part I: Unholy Birth
07/25/01 - Fight Club Revisited
07/24/01 - Stupor Heroics
07/23/01 - To The Rescue
07/23/01 - Abuse the New Guy
07/23/01 - Tales of Lurid Doom, Vol. 1
07/23/01 - IRC, The Pale Rotten Everything
07/22/01 - Burnin' for You
07/22/01 - My Punishment II
07/21/01 - Interspecies Communication
07/20/01 - The Sickness
07/14/01 - Socrates Drank Willingly II
07/12/01 - Genetically Modified Food
07/11/01 - High School Memories III
07/10/01 - Ah, Those High School Memories II
07/10/01 - Socrates Drank Willingly
07/10/01 - Punk Rawk Grrrl II
07/10/01 - Punk Rawk Grrrl
07/09/01 - Hackey Sack
07/08/01 - A Shall Call Them... Mini Comics
07/06/01 - Disclaimer: World Hunger Not Guaranteed Funny
07/06/01 - Stick Figure Death: Hamlet
07/05/01 - Ah, Those High School Memories
07/04/01 - Life of Tyler III
07/04/01 - Robot Carnival of Sodomy
07/04/01 - Life of Tyler, Episode II
07/03/01 - The Evil Genie
07/03/01 - Life of Tyler, Episode I
07/02/01 - Science is the Answer
07/02/01 - Chloe's Beat Poetry Corner
07/02/01 - I'm Calling You Out
07/01/01 - Sarcastic Alien Invasion
07/01/01 - Yeah, it's Jesus & Satan again...
06/30/01 - Portrait of a Man in Over his Head
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