"I'm going to dress up like Uncle Sam and help sell these low-carb potato chips!"
And this teaches me what?
In the bathroom...
There's toxic gas all over my house. It's coming out of my fish tank and made me stop breathing. I took the trash out and it was sizzling and bubbling from all the acid!
Maybe you shouldn't have dropped it.
Unloading freight...
Is it me, or are those boxes filled with inflatable Santas?
