While reading the Letters section of the Wal-Mart Daily News:
"I think a place like this, where everyone is very nice to each other and makes sure that everyone has everything they need, shouldn't be called Wal-Mart..."
Satan-Mart? Evil-Mart? Devil-Mart?
"...it should be called Utopia-Mart."
Wal-Mart is...Utopia? Suddenly, I feel lightheaded...
