Muffins, sir. I'm going to take them to the homeless people under the bridge.
Why Billy, don't you know that giving away free food is Anti-American?
Gosh, sir, I sure didn't.
If those lazy bums want food, then they should get a job. You earned that food and it's yours to chow down until you become fat, diabetic, and die of heart failure.
Gee, golly, Mr. Cartoon Character sir, thank you for stopping me from making a big mistake!
