Desdemona, I have a problem. I need to get a wisdom tooth removed, but I have a terrible fear of dentists.
No problem, Othello. I have a friend who's a Buddhist monk. He can remove the offending tooth without any pain or dental instruments, or even touching you.
My wife referred me to you. I need a molar extracted.
What is the sound of one tooth chewing? Make yourself one with everything, except your tooth.
I don't know how he did it, honey. He just recited some paradoxes ... and it was gone!
That's easy to explain. It's tooth-out Zen, Othie!
