Here you go, big guy. The first of the Ronco solar-powered anal douches, hot off the assembly line. We'll have 500 ready for Christmas.
Great. Far as I can tell, the whole stripcreator community needs them.
Allo, I am ze late great Jacques Cousteau. Please do not send ze anal douches to ze stripcreators. It might harm ze marine life inside ze douches and make me unhappy.
Sixteen of your compatriots have already called in. Sigh, I'll stop the deliveries. With French like that, who needs enemas?