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  kaufman  
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Dance for me, little monkey; pun for me, my precious.

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by kaufman
2-08-03
You were weaving erratically and driving slowly. I think you're driving under the influence.
Good thing I took those Altoids. They're strong enough to beat a breathalyzer.
You expect a breath test? Hell, we both know they're unreliable. Around here we detect alcohol residue on the colon wall. It's foolproof.
Huh?
PREPARE FOR TOBRIETY TEST!


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