I still can't get over what happened to Brad. The poor guy, what a horrible thing to have your face disfigured in an accident like that.
And it's turned him into a complete bastard. He's been kicking regulars off stripcreator for no reason. Spankling's been banned. Boorite is banned. EVEN GABE GOT BANNED.
Relax, folks - this is just a hideous alternative future
I can't believe he's gone all bad. Look, he wove my living room rug. Any guy who does something like that HAS to be sensitive.
I don't know if he still does rugs. But I've got a Mexican friend who's tight with Brad. I bet I can find out.
Hola, Pete, que pasa?
I've got a question, Jose: Does that scarred Spankling banner yet weave?
